A member of the genus "Homo", species "cretin", whereby the main differential characteristic between this and Homo sapiens is that the species contains a cognitively non-functioning brain and does not contain the frontal lobes. This evolutionary adaptation has been found to be caused by the gradual lack of use of the brain in reasoning and logic and the erosion of costly, unused cerebral tissues. The creature is also commonly known to have a quite irreverible growth upon either one of the hands or under one arm, termed Biblitis nonsensicus. It is believed this species is endangered with extinction.

Somebody who feels "dehumanized" by the fact that we evolved from lesser life, but has no problem with the myth that we were created from dust.

A person, typically of Jewish/Christian/Muslim background, who rejects scientific evidence about evolution and geology, opting instead to believe that, 6 millennia ago, an ancient Palestinian deity created people from dirt.