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| Televanjournalist | "Fair and balanced" journalist committed to using the television news media as a vehicle for spreading religious propaganda, and attacking the unbelievers. |
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| Ten Commandments | Any one of three sets of "commandments" given by God to Moses (Exodus 20, Exodus 34, Deut 5). Each of the three sets is different, and the only one that is actually called the "Ten Commandments" (Ex34) would be unrecognizable to most Christians, as it deals with methods of sacrifice. Lack of a prominent display of these commandments in government offices is perceived by some as a sure sign that American society is in a state of advanced moral decay. |
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| Terrorism | Using violence, mass murder and wholesale destruction to force people to see how loving your God and how just your religion is. |
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| The Trinity | - Brian Auger's backing band (during the mod years).
- In-depth explanation.
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| Theist | - Imagine an atheist, then remove reason and accountability.
- Someone with one foot in the grave and the other in their mouth. (as opposed to the atheist who has both feet on the ground but is smart enough not to stand in bullshit)
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| Theocracy | Government of the fundies, by the fundies and for the fundies. |
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| Theology | Intellectual tennis without a net. Everything goes. |
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| Theory | In science, an explanation for some phenomenon which is based on observation, experimentation, and reasoning.
In popular use, a theory is often assumed to imply mere speculation, but in science, something is not called a theory until it has been confirmed over the course of many independent experiments. Theories are more certain than hypotheses, but less certain than laws.
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| Tithe | A tax on people who are criminally inept at science. (see lottery) |
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| Tolerance | A way of acting that theists only promote when it benefits them. |
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| Tongues | A "miracle" in which someone "miraculously" begins dishing out foreign-sounding words out of his mouth. The faithful cattle immediately think god made him speak and understand what he's saying. Fact is, what the speaker says is completely incomprehensible babble that makes no sense whatsoever, even if you've gotten high on a very powerful cocktail of hallucinogenics. |
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| Tooth Fairy | An imaginary fairy that supposedly appears at night when you put a fallen tooth under your pillow, and leave a small amount of hard cash. Strangely, it appears to favor wealthier families over poorer ones, and leaves a higher amount of money under the pillow to rich kids. It is not known what she does with the teeth she collects. |
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| Touchdown | Scoring play worth 6 points in the American version of football. Can only be achieved by True Christians. |
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| Transubstantiation | A miracle routinely performed at Catholic mass wherein the infinite, omnipotent creator of the Universe is transformed into a cracker and a cup of grape juice. This miraculous feat is performed by a member of the Catholic hierarchy who has received magical powers (otherwise known as a "priest") chanting a ritual phrase of magic words over said cracker and grape juice. The same incantation spoken by someone without the aforementioned magical powers will have no effect. |
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| Trinitarian Monotheism | A Contradiction in Terms. |
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| True | Used to describe others by one's own definitions, not the definitions that actually apply (e.g. "true Christian" and "not a true Christian") |
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| True Christian | Member of the specific Christian sect that the speaker belongs to, as all others are hell bound. |
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| Truth | - What I believe. (see false)
- The speaker's opinions/beliefs presented as fact.
- That which is un provable but only definable by a true Christian.
- What a pastor, parent, etc. has told a theist
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| truth (lowercase) | What someone knows to be so, after having seen overwhelming evidence. |
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