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| Jesus | - A dead carpenter.
- A man who was supposedly his own father and his own son, who worshipped himself and tried to get other people to worship him too. Needless to say, few people would follow him during his lifetime and his behavior often scared away potential followers. His legacy only really began to grow after he was no longer around to scare people off.
- Too many others to list... got his own page.
- Corruption of Horus, Egyptian Deity associated with the Sun-God, Ra. Adversary of Set. (See Satan, Sun of God, Assimilation)
- Along with Savio, Miguel and Jose, a member of the 1997/98 WWF team "Los Boricuas"
- (see Christ)
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| Jesus H. Christ | Expression denoting extreme annoyance. Usually used in conjunction with "fucking". |
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| Jews | The tribe that killed our Jesus. |
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| Job | A righteous man who had his family and all of his possessions destroyed by God just for His amusement. Despite the obvious evidence to the contrary, Job persisted in his belief that "God is good". A popular brand of rolling papers.
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| John 3:16 | Atheist translation: "The only way God could restrain himself from torturing us was to vent his anger by killing his natural son, and whosoever accepts that perverse notion of justice gets to move in with the guy, forever.
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| Joseph | The first (and only) man to be cuckolded by God. |
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| Judaism | First installment of a fantasy trilogy. (see Middle-Eastern trilogy) |
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| Judas | The poor schlub who was picked by Jesus to betray him during the last supper. (See John 13:21-30.) He was supposedly paid thirty pieces of silver for this betrayal, but he later threw the money into the temple before he hanged himself, died, bought some land with it, exploded, and then died a second time. (See Matthew 27:5 and Acts 1:18.) |
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