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| Hank | The name of a billionaire philanthropist who will give you a million dollars if you kiss his ass, otherwise he'll kick the shit out of you. (more info on Hank) |
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| Harry Potter | - The name of a character in series of books for young readers, who, despite being honest and ethical, is believed by many Christians to be a threat to the salvation of children everywhere.
- The name of the Commanding Officer in the popular TV show, M*A*S*H. (if we're going by last names only :))
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| Heaven | - As imagined by Christian fundamentalists, a place that any sane, rational person would perceive as being Hell.
- A place where a person's soul may go if they have sufficiently sucked up to the appropriate god.(see soul)
- An imaginary place that anyone can supposedly get to no matter how evil they were as long as they ask to be forgiven and pay homage to an imaginary God. (see carrot definition #4)
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| Hell | - Where all the sane, rational people go when they die, as punishment for being sane and rational.
- An imaginary place that anyone can supposedly get to no matter how good they are if they simply refuse to acknowledge the existence of an imaginary God. (see stick definition #12)
- Where people go for the company AND the climate.
- Somewhere unpleasant, which is usually defined as being very hot and where lots of bad stuff happens. (see Middle East)
- Punishment for using the brain god gave you.
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| Heresy | - (original definition): A Greek word signifying
- A choice.
- The opinion chosen.
- The sect holding the opinion.
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| Holy communion | Ritual and symbolic cannibalism. |
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| Holy Grail | - The cup that Jesus drank from during the last supper. (Not to be confused with the Holy Fork that he also used at that same meal.)
- A truly excellent Monty Python movie.
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| Holy Roller | Device used to roll out the dough to make the pies that were served at the Last Supper. (see Holy Grail) |
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| Holy Shit | - An exclamation of surprise.
- The excrement of a divine being.
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| Holy Spirit | - One of the three main gods worshipped by monotheistic Christians.
- Bombay Sapphire gin.
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| Homosexuality | Sexual attraction toward members of the same sex. Fear of confronting such feelings provides a powerful motivation to many who enter the clergy. Though common in many animal species, including humans, it is an "abomination" to adherents of some religions. |
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| Humility | - The trait of affecting subservience while experiencing the feeling of superiority.
- Pride of lowness.
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