1. One who claims a superior right to be neither right nor wrong.
2. One who believes it is more right and less wrong to be neither right nor wrong.

1. Make it so, Number One.
2. Abner, Andrew, Angus, Albert, Arthur, Alfred, etc.
3. Vocal starting pistol for the alteration of reality  to suit the personal desires of the praying person.

1. A wooden vessel capable of carrying one human family plus two or seven members of every other species on  earth for an entire year, during the worst weather ever experienced, while every other creature on the planet  drowned, in God's mercy.
2. 200' long boat on a 6000 meters tall mountain, which cannot be found while asteroids less than 10' across can be seen from millions of miles away. With a scratched  VIN and no license plate, the ark police are having a hard time tracing it.
   

1. One of the most important artifacts in Judeo-Christian mythology... which apparently has been misplaced
2. An alleged ancient container that hosted an ancient  version of 'Shroedingers cat'... or not.
3. Mystical biblical device that has the miraculous ability to make Steven Speilberg and George Lucas $100 million.
   

1. Someone who believes in one less god than Christians and other monotheistic cults.
2. According to some theists, someone who really believes in the existence of God, but hates Him, or wants to  rebel against Him.
3. Any theist who behaves in a way that is unacceptable to other theists, enabling them to attribute any number  of anti-social behaviors to "atheism".

1. Nefarious, shadowy no-goodnik apparently threatening the Christians of the world. Usually prefixed by "evil".
2. The most Athi.

1. Violence committed in God's name
2. That which pleases the Christians' concept of God.

1. A ceremony in which a person asks an imaginary being for forgiveness for sins he/she has committed and for  sins his/her ancestors committed, usually done with the hope that eternal happiness in heaven will be the  reward. (see heaven)
2. Ritual and symbolic drowning.
3. Holy hair washing.
   

1. A collection of stories from Christian mythology.
2. Yahweh's Big Book of Fairy Tales. A collection of stolen mythology and morality tales....of course which side of  the moral fence it's on is rarely made clear.
3. According to a certain type of Christian, an infallible instruction manual. Like the documentation for much contemporary software, it is badly-written, out of date, and ignores the fact that most modern humans are not backwardly-compatible with the original version.
   

1. The notion that God has put secret messages in the bible, hidden in the patterns of letters.  Ignores the fact that the bible is supposed to be the complete, inerrant word of God.  Presumably, God was worried that the Bible, as written, was too clear and consistent, and needed another level of obfuscation.
2.  A source of great comfort to "true believers" who fear to think about such things too deeply.
3. Another example of how people can attribute meaning to random noise in an attempt to feel valued.

1. A gift from God, granted only to True Christian fundamentalists. It enables them to tell which of the many contradictory  rules and regulations in the "inerrant" Bible  are actually meant to be applied literally (i.e. the ones about persecuting gays/women/anyone they don't like) and which were only intended in a "spiritual" sense  (i.e. the ones about giving all your possessions to the poor).
2. It also allows them to identify:
• Bits God put in just to trap unbelievers,
• Bits where Satan makes evil atheists and non-fundamentalists see contradictions which aren't really there. (See "cop-out".)
  

1. A religious plan where if a man has sexual relations with any of a long list of people, both he and the woman are put to death Leviticus 20. (Note, there is no provision for waiting 9 months to see to it that any unborn baby gets a "right to life" first).
2. Option the church attempts to deny women.

1. Speaking rudely to/about the IPU (see Invisible Pink Unicorn).
2. Offensive language used against a god, made acceptable when Jesus did it (see Matthew 26:65).
3. A "crime" committed by one who insults or shows disrespect to an omnipotent deity who nevertheless requires a human law to protect Him or Her from hurt feelings. Curiously, like the tree falling in the forest, it appears that blasphemy can only occur when a religious zealot is present to hear it. Nevertheless, blasphemy remains a criminal offence in the United Kingdom (last prosecution late 1970s - but fundy groups constantly threaten new ones) and in many Islamic countries, where such offences can incur the death penalty, and where questioning even the tiniest aspect of Islam is considered blasphemous.

1. The total inability of theists to see the absurdity  or danger or negative influence of their belief systems,  no matter how clearly it is demonstrated to them or how  closely it is waved in front of their face.
2. Seeing things that aren't there, such as invisible sky pixies and magical events called "miracles".
   

1. A bound volume of divine, god-given wisdom (if it's part of any of the two first installments of the Middle-Eastern Trilogy).
2. A bound volume containing demonic, magical and satanic knowledge (if it's scientific, political or philosophical).
3. A foul demon (according to John the Chrysostome).

1.  A marvelous organ that allows humans to think critically,  but which God expects you not to use.
2. A marvelous organ that is at risk for disuse atrophy in many theists.
   

1. Common word used to express annoyance.
2. One of the most misused words known to man. It is the English, bastardized version of "khristós", a Greek word meaning both "annointed" and "savior". Commonly thought to be the last name of Jesus of Nazareth when it is, in fact, a title; in other words, he should be referred to as "Jesus the Christ". Don't let any Fundies hear you say that, though.

1. A phrase used when you don't want to reveal what you really think about a subject and/or is trying to imply that anybody who disagrees is an immoral, unpatriotic atheist. It is especially useful on subjects such as capital punishment, child abuse, male supremacy, war, slavery  and rape.
2. Sex, sexuality and free thought...BAD....Repression, suppression and violation...GOOD.

1.  A person who ascribes to the basic beliefs and teachings of Jesus Christ (e.g., "don't judge others," "live humbly and simply," "treat everyone equally as if they were your brother or sister,")  and demonstrates same by castigating, attacking and  reviling anyone who does not think precisely the same things they do, often telling them they will be damned to hell for said lack of agreement. (see also Hypocrisy)
2. Somebody who believes that, before the language even existed, everybody spoke in an extremely awkard Victorian English.

1. (See atrocity)
2. Having complete, true and unconditional love for everything  and everyone...except for the things and people who you hate.
   

1. A religion that started many bloody wars, some lasting several decades, as well as inspired pogroms in which  nonbelievers were slaughtered on a mass scale. A religion that did nothing to halt the practice of slavery. A  religion that for centuries suppressed dissent and the pursuit of knowledge by torture and execution. A religion  that only started to behave in a manner marginally resembling "good" when enlightened secular societies  succeeded in pushing forth the separation of church and state, the result being that the church could no longer use bloody force to achieve its ends and thus had to put on some semblance of a humanist face to entice followers instead.
2. Second installment of a fantasy trilogy. (see Middle-Eastern trilogy)
3.  splinter sect of Christianity that firmly believes it is monotheistic, despite the fact that it worships  three beings (see Father, Son, and Holy Ghost).
4. A good religion which is very different from the bad ones. See http://www.funnystrange.com/quiz/
5. A religion invented by people too boring to create more than one deity.
6. A religion based on the idea that because its God  temporarily sacrificed a small part of itself for three days, every other person ever born after that must sacrifice every thing they have to it and its representatives  on Earth... whether they want to or not.

1. A horde of paedophile, "celibate" parasites who can't get a useful job.
2. A great way for governments to waste taxpayers' money.

1. The bit of the Second Law of Thermodynamics which creationists ignore when trying to use it to prove that evolution cannot  occur.
2. The mind of a creationist.

1. The tendency of the mind to think that something "makes  sense", when it doesn't. For example, the following two sets of results from tossing a coin equally likely,  though one seems more "random": HHHHH vs. HTTHT.
2. The reason that many erroneous, superstitious beliefs  get to be widely accepted.

1. An invisible biblical error otherwise known as Truth.  A method used by God to test gullibility.
2. An illusion commonly seen in Holy Scripture by those  under the influence of Satan. Their illusory nature is  amply proven by the fact that "True Believers"  never see them.
   

1. A commonly used example when explaining "oxymoron".
2. A pseudoscience that succeeds only in proving that theists' view of the world is so warped that they believe that they are entitled not only to their own opinions, but their own facts.

1. A member of the genus "Homo", species "cretin", whereby the main differential characteristic between this and Homo sapiens is that the species contains a cognitively non-functioning brain and does not contain the frontal lobes. This evolutionary adaptation has been found to be caused by the gradual lack of use of the brain in reasoning and logic and the erosion of costly, unused cerebral tissues. The creature is also commonly known to have a quite irreverible growth upon either one of the hands or under one arm, termed Biblitis nonsensicus. It is believed this species is endangered with extinction.
2. Somebody who feels "dehumanized" by the fact that we evolved from lesser life, but has no problem with the myth that we were created from dust.
3. A person, typically of Jewish/Christian/Muslim background, who rejects scientific evidence about evolution and geology, opting instead to believe that, 6 millennia ago, an ancient Palestinian deity created people from dirt.
   

1. A device used to kill the savior of the Christian religion.
2. A symbol frequently used to indicate the Christian religion  and which is used during its practice.
3. The way people feel when someone tries to shove the  Christian religion down their throats.
4. A gold ornament to be worn around the neck to show that  you're not Jewish.
5. Symbol constructed from two lines intersecting at right-angles.  The equal-armed cross commonly symbolizes the sun, and  the unequal-armed cross the phallus. Both symbols represent  life, vitality, strength etc.
   Certain death centered religions have been known to use  the unequal-armed phallic cross hung upside-down (longer  arm down) in the "limp" position symbolizing death, negation, weakness etc. (see stauros)

1. What Christianity once was.
2. A relatively unpopular religion perceived by Christians  as being based on false teachings, often founded by a charismatic, inspiring leader. Yet another example  of how blind to irony Christians can be.

1. Actual definition. "The DaVinci Code" is a novel by Dan Brown that describes a conspiracy in the Catholic church. This conspiracy hides, among other things, knowledge of Jesus' descendants. The fact that the front cover says "a novel", indicating that it is a work of fiction even before the reader opens the book, is of no consequence to Christians, who have really gotten their panties in a wad over it.
2. Christian definition. "The DaVinci Code" is a devil-inspired work of fiction that dares to suggest the blasphemy that there was more to our dear, sweet Jesus' life than what the Bible says. Amen. Dan Brown, praise God, will burn in Hell for his heresy.

1. Subsets of Christianity devoted to interpreting the perfect and infallible Bible.
2. A  source for large quantities of entertainment.

1. The ability to perceive that which is not there.
2. The ability to read into words that which has not  been said.
   

1. The perceived "hand of God" in human daily affairs, that, on close examination, is indistinguishable  from random events.
2. The ability to survive an incredible tragedy, and  thank a god for it, while standing up to your knees in the bodies of others. (see also Selective  Intervention)
   

1. The rabid enforcement of religious rules.
2. Very funny movie starring "Jay and Silent Bob, George Carlin, and Chris Rock.
3. A wildly questionable idea that demands not to be  questioned.
   

1. A holiday featuring fertility symbols such as eggs,  rabbits, and a big resurrection.
2. Easter, corruption of Ishtar: Babylonian Mother Goddess, Assyrian War Goddess. Known as Sheperdess of the Lands.  (See Assimilation, Borg,  Demotion, Lamb of God.)
   

1. Fifth letter of the Hellenic (=Greek) alphabet.
2. A new-fangled name for the ancient Hellenic (=Greek) gods. This name has been invented by a group of people like Yiannis Fourakis and Anestis Keramydas, who seem to be the pioneers of this new "cult". Many modern Hellenes, disgusted with their country's and nation's cultural de-evolution (caused by 17 centuries of Christian fundamentalism), have turned to their ancient ancestors' history, philosophy and even religion for (almost exclusively philosophic and artistic) inspiration. This has scared the cross-bearing, gilded, fat parasites, so, somewhere around 1996, the aforementioned deranged gentlemen Fourakis and Keramydas pioneered the "Epsilon". They have mixed the gospels with the alleged teachings of Apollonius of Tyana (who they identify with the Christian religion's Jesus), added a hefty dose of racism, anti-semitism and ridiculous theories about Jews being the vile descendants of some supernatural beings from the constellation of Draco, the Olympian gods being from Andromeda, the Hellenic RACE (what utter BULLSHIT! The ancient Hellenes never even pondered a theory of racial discrimination or superiority) being from... Sirius, some apocalyptic crap and other such idiotic ramblings. Unfortunately, many gullible people, in their (rightful) effort to escape the grasp of the church, have fallen to this cult, which is basically a rebadged christianity, equally stupid, equally moronic, equally detrimental to civilization

1. Something that only the absence of God, or the presence  of the Devil can explain.
2. A problem the Christian church hasn't solved in the  last 2000 years, and is not likely to.
   

1. Definition removed for your own good.
2. What? No such conspiracy exists and most importantly,  it is not attempting to subvert and undermine the truth of Christianity.

1. A sinister plot intended to destroy the moral fabric of our country, thinly disguised as a scientific theory.
2. A flawed theory, (ONLY a theory), concocted by stupid scientists, who are otherwise smart enough to land on  the moon, invent computers, etc.

1. Belief without proof. Often confused by theists with the word "belief," but it is actually a subset of that word. Oddly, many theists don't feel comfortable if they can't accuse other people of also having some  sort of faith. (See also "wishful thinking")
2. Foundation for fantasy.
3. One's ability to believe in something that they know is not true.
   

1. Any idiot that believes that a sky pixie cares about his sex life.
2. Any person who does not wholeheartedly and without question agree with Christianity.
3. Someone who is a "Non-Christian". (see Non-Christian)
   

1. The mineralized remains of a plant or animal.
2. In creationist philosophy, any of a set of inconvenient  objects whose existence should be ignored.
3. John Ashcroft.

1. A stupid belief among Christians that says that we can disobey God and do as we please yet suffer the consequences  of his ire if we do so if God does not approve of it, even though he knows precisely what we are going to  do, and yet does not do anything to prevent bad acts. He does not, however, hesitate to punish us eternally  for committing such bad acts even though they were preventable.
2. A limitation on the powers of an all-powerful God.

1. That almighty, all-powerful Creator of the entire Universe who couldn't be bothered to stop 9/11 from happening but did assert His omnipotence by ensuring two steel I-beams in the shape of a cross remained in the wreckage, thus proving His almighty Bad-Assitude.
2. A proposed magical super-being who expects everyone  to believe in Him, while carefully concealing all evidence  of His existence.
3. A proposed magical super-being who can create Universes, is all-knowing and all-powerful, and cares about the sexual  practices of every person in the world.
4. A man-like being vaguely known to some. Identity uncertain,  although there is widespread evidence that his last name  is "Dammit".
5. The CEO and founder of Religion,  Inc., a not-for-profit mass- advertising, life-management and "protection" firm. Has been investigated for a lengthy list of criminal behaviors, including mass-murder, but has never been convicted.
6. Mythical Deity which has no creator, was never created,  existed since the beginning of time (see Universe)  or created itself. Possibly made by God (see God)
7. (the father.) Jupiter. Corruption of Deus (Zeus) Pater.  (See Zeus)
8. A totalitarian that you can't see.
   

1. The name of a character in series of books for young readers, who, despite being honest and ethical, is believed  by many Christians to be a threat to the salvation of  children everywhere.
2. The name of the Commanding Officer in the popular TV show, M*A*S*H. (if we're going by last names only :))

1. As imagined by Christian fundamentalists, a place  that any sane, rational person would perceive as being  Hell.
2. A place where a person's soul may go if they have  sufficiently sucked up to the appropriate god.(see soul)
3. An imaginary place that anyone can supposedly get  to no matter how evil they were as long as they ask to be forgiven and pay homage to an imaginary God. (see carrot definition #4)

1. Where all the sane, rational people go when they die,  as punishment for being sane and rational.
2. An imaginary place that anyone can supposedly get  to no matter how good they are if they simply refuse  to acknowledge the existence of an imaginary God. (see stick definition #12)
3. Where people go for the company AND the climate.
4. Somewhere unpleasant, which is usually defined as  being very hot and where lots of bad stuff happens. (see Middle East)
5. Punishment for using the brain god gave you.

• (original definition): A Greek word signifying
1. A choice.
2. The opinion chosen.
3. The sect holding the opinion.

1. The cup that Jesus drank from during the last supper. (Not to be confused with the Holy Fork that he also  used at that same meal.)
2. A truly excellent Monty Python movie.

1. An exclamation of surprise.
2. The excrement of a divine being.

1. One of the three main gods worshipped by monotheistic  Christians.
2. Bombay Sapphire gin.

1. The trait of affecting subservience while experiencing the feeling of superiority.
2. Pride of lowness.

1. Somebody or something greatly admired or loved, often to excess.
2. A thing that is forbidden to make or to worship (give homage to) for both Jews and christians. See Exodus 20 ("the Ten Commandments") ex. Making or Saluting a flag. Sentence: The christians debated the wording of the flag salute, although their scripture forbids creating an object then paying homage to it.

1. As relates to evolution, something which is neither.
2. Euphemism for intentional ignorance.
3. An Apple computer.

1. A dead carpenter.
2. A man who was supposedly his own father and his own son, who worshipped himself and tried to get other people to worship him too. Needless to say, few people would follow him during his lifetime and his behavior often scared away potential followers. His legacy only really began to grow after he was no longer around to scare people off.
3. Too many others to list... got his own page.
4. Corruption of Horus, Egyptian Deity associated with the Sun-God, Ra. Adversary of Set. (See Satan, Sun of God, Assimilation)
5. Along with Savio, Miguel and Jose, a member of the 1997/98 WWF team "Los Boricuas"
6. (see Christ)

1. A righteous man who had his family and all of his possessions destroyed by God just for His amusement. Despite the obvious evidence to the contrary, Job persisted in his belief that "God is good".
2. A popular brand of rolling papers.
   

1. Attitude expressed by many religious fundamentalists toward non-believers, as long as they think you might convert.
2. A group of species, such that over sufficient time, any species could evolve into any other species in the same kind. <br>
   (Note: all species that currently exist and that have ever existed are of the same kind.)

1. A common hallucination experienced by a brain that is starving for oxygen. Commonly reported by survivors of "Near Death Experiences", it is interpreted as a sure sign that there is an afterlife, and it's very well lit.
2. Theists claim to see this all the time; atheists prefer to wear shades so they can see where they're going and aren't blinded by the sun.
3. What theist see rather than the truth. It`s impossible to see anything else with a bright light shining in your face.

1. A tax on the mathematically incompetent.
2. Idiot tax. (I know it's off topic but it's funny)

1. A very common human emotion.
2. A super-intelligent sentient being who designs and creates universes (e.g. "God is Love").

Christian story of the life of Jesus, initially recieving poor reviews so it contains two endings. Despite this further poor reviews necessitated a rewrite in the form of 3 other gospels. After decades of attempted inspiration, the Christian God finally managed to get a bible writer off his backside to write down the life of Jesus in this book. It is an important read as it contains important ideas which advanced medicine such as the demonic posession model of disease and how to use spit to heal.

1. A sacred bond of man and woman before God, or in some instances of two men or two women (in rare occasions dogs have also been known to get married). This bond can only be broken by the death of one or the other, or through divorce, separation, or a sexy stripper called Leona. This ritual is often performed by a priest, or an Elvis look-a-like.
2. From a pure Biblical standpoint, and as described in the Pentateuch, a legal transaction between an older man (the father of the bride) and a younger man (the bridegroom), involving the exchange of ownership of a valuable piece of property (the bride). Just as in modern property transactions, legal safeguards were needed to protect against fraud: defilement or theft were punishable, there was a fixed scale of prices, and sellers who misrepresented the value of what they had to sell were punished by having their goods destroyed. The idea that a woman was actually a person with her own rights would have seemed as silly to people of Biblical times as the idea that a house or an ox had any rights or purpose other than to be coveted by men (see the Tenth Commandment). It is truly scary that some people seriously think that the Bible is a suitable moral guidebook in the present age.

1. A seemingly random beneficial event, that was, in fact, random.
2. A qualification for an incident, based on the belief that one beneficial event amongst thousands of negative ones cannot happen without the intervention of a magical being.
3. A non-fatal lightning strike. ( Winning the Lotto without buying a ticket.) (see anti-miracle)
4. Fatal lightening strike on a non-Believer or a non-fatal lightening strike on a Believer.

1. Someone who is, in fact, an atheist toward all the gods people have ever invented, except one.
2. Someone who is only one god away from being right.

1. A collective system of beliefs, typically attributed to primitive man's need to explain those phenomena he could not otherwise explain, e.g. thunder and lightning, most aspects the life cycle, seasons and weather. In more scientific cultures, the term mythology has devolved into somewhat of a slur. For this reason, most modern western religions prefer to use the word 'obvious' to describe this same concept.
2. A collection of stories and tales once accepted as truth and believed by the faithful.

1. A person who appears to theists to be less evil than an atheist yet more than an agnostic.
2. Name applied to nonbelievers by theists purporting to advocate tolerance.
3. Atheist-lite.
4. Heretic.

1. An old guy in a silly hat who tries to tell others the way his infallible God wants them to behave and what He wants them to believe, though these statement may change depending on new facts discovered by man.
2. Old geezer dressed as a Klansman and behaving as such.
3. Technical engineer, specialized in turning clocks backwards.
4. A man with a phallic symbol on his head.
5. A misspelling of dope.

• Communication with powerful beings for the purpose of:
1. Begging them to change their plans,
2. Begging them to fulfill their plans,
3. Making food/drink safe/better to ingest/imbibe,
4. Thanking them for all of the above.
5. For asking that all Natural Laws be suspended for their personal needs.
• AKA: wishful thinking.
• Ritual and symbolic laziness.
• (see Witchcraft)

1. Someone deeply concerned about your right-to-life when you're in the womb, and your right-to-life when you're dying in agony from some horrific disease, but at no other point in between.
2. Somebody who doesn't want to use a condom.
3. Somebody who doesn't want YOU to use a condom.

1. A practice prohibited by the mythical Jesus (see Matthew 6:5-8), but still performed by self-proclaimed Christians who say that forcing children listen to them will make the children better citizens.
2. A ritual performed by hypocrites to show how pious they are and to make the "heathens" stand out when they don't join in.

1. (see mythology)
2. A cult that has an IRS tax exemption. (see Scientology)
3. A mass-scale protection racket.
4. Method of turning good ideas into bad actions.
5. The worst possible method of applying good ideas.
6. The finest method of social control ever developed.

1. One man's truth, another's hearsay (secular).
2. One man's Truth, another's Heresy (religious).

1. Phrase not found in the Jewish nor Christian bible. Sentence: In the story of the Jewish exodus from Egypt, Egyptian first born babies were not granted any "right to life". The bible contains phrases such as "their little ones dashed to death against the ground, their pregnant women ripped open by swords" Hosea 13:16 in which the "right to life" of the baby is very difficult to discern. The bible story reports early on military generals attempt to spare lives and how this was refuted by the Judaeochristian god. Number 31:1-18 Note there was no prevision to spare pregnant women to give their unborn babies a "right to life". The story of the flood of Noah granted no baby the "right to life" when the flood waters came. Deut 21:20 recognizes the right of parents to have their child killed. Judges 11:29-38 indicates you can trade your childs life with god for military or political gain. Confusion occurs with christians that do not know the ten commandments well.These state do not murder...meaning another adult law abiding Jew. Law breakers, children, slaves and foreigners were fair game. This is often translated thou shalt not kill, however in the context with the rest of the bible, it becomes more clear. Jews who knew the other laws would understand these laws in their Jewish context.
2. Phrase coined after the writing of the bible to use in political campaigns to gain votes from those that do NOT know their bible (Please find any online bible and search for the phrase "right to life") The Christian Book of revelations seems to indicate that to Christians attempting to add things to their bible is a bad idea. Rev 22:17-19 It seems that it would be a safer idea for Christians in view of that scripture to admit the phrase "right to life" is not part of their bible, and in view of the scriptures...seems contrary to its teaching.

1. Acronym for" Spend It Now"
2. Motto of fundamentalists who proclaim the imminent End of the World. "You can't take it with you",  they say.

1. Worshipper of Jesus Christ's alter ego.
2. Non-Christian.
3. Member of any Ethnic religion (i.e. a religion that is NOT one of the Middle-Eastern Trilogy).
4. Atheist.

1. The concept that the government's policy-making should not be influenced by the actions of any religious organization. This is supposedly promoted in the United States of America, but no evidence has been found to prove it.
2. One of the many ways in which the Pinko Commie Atheist Liberals are destroying the very fabric of our blessed nation. Yea, they shall surely become a nice, roasty-toasty Golden Brown and Delicious after their deaths. Amen.

1. To get high on pot.
2. To hit nonbelievers in one's faith with rocks.
3. The punishment prescribed by God for a variety of  capital offenses, such as being disrespectful to one's  parents, or picking up sticks on the Sabbath.

1. How ancient, superstitious, Bronze-Age goat herders  explained the workings of the world around them. Still  adhered to by some theists who refuse to be dragged into the modern era.
2. An ancient philosophy, shown by experience to be untrustworthy,  that relies on magic spirits to cause the events of the world to happen in wildly unpredictable ways.

1. Brian Auger's backing band (during the mod years).
2. In-depth explanation.

1. Imagine an atheist, then remove reason and accountability.
2. Someone with one foot in the grave and the other in  their mouth. (as opposed to the atheist who has both feet on the ground but is smart enough not to stand in bullshit)

1. What I believe. (see false)
2. The speaker's opinions/beliefs presented as fact.
3. That which is un provable but only definable by a  true Christian.
4. What a pastor, parent, etc. has told a theist

1. One who disbelieves in the divinity of a trinitarian.
2. One who is only one step from the truth.

1. Action taken by atheists to throw nonatheist fundamentalists out of office.
2. Action taken in a council meeting to decide if god will now and forever more be one god, three gods, or three gods in one (whatever that means).

1. A social and economic thesis put forth by German sociologist Max Weber (1864-1920) that modern capitalism and the Industrial Revolution only became possible due to the Reformation and specifically Calvinism.
2. Proof that the Good Lord helps those who help themselves to anything that isn't nailed down.